greenhouseghosts:

my mom is the strongest woman i’ve ever known and she deserves all the good in the world

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

"What to do for pleasure"

I went to to buy a pack of cigs and the guy almost took my drivers license away bc he said I couldn’t possibly be 21, and that this fake is too good. I’m so upset I’m about to smoke this whole pack. I had another license to show him but he was being a fucking dick.