my mom is the strongest woman i’ve ever known and she deserves all the good in the world
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
"What to do for pleasure"
I went to to buy a pack of cigs and the guy almost took my drivers license away bc he said I couldn’t possibly be 21, and that this fake is too good. I’m so upset I’m about to smoke this whole pack. I had another license to show him but he was being a fucking dick.